No o.. no be river I dey o... Na my compound.

Small rain wey fall, matured man turn to Aquaman.

Rivers State landlords no go kee me!

No wonder the landlord tell me say him rent na 10k per year, plus NEPA bill o... Na so I rush rent two rooms.

Now I dey live inside water... As human crocodile wey I be.

Na now I understand why the landlord been dey ask me if I sabi swim.

Chai.. so na marine kingdom be dis?

Gozzy don turn daddy water over night?

Wonders shall never end!

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