So last Tuesday, my neighbor Jim called me over because his kid took a header off his skateboard. The kid's got a road rash all down his arm, crying, blood getting on everything. Jim runs to get his "first aid kit" - turns out it's three crusty Band-Aids and some ibuprofen from 2019.

Yeah, that went about as well as you'd expect.

We ended up using paper towels and electrical tape until his wife got home with actual first aid supplies. Kid was fine, but man, it could've been so much easier if they'd just had the right stuff ready.